Who's That Pulling The Sleigh

Verse 1

WIlliam Trundle was an ordinary boy: his greatest passion was dinosaurs.

Went to school in his wheelchair and he tried to avoid his arch enemy BRENDA PAYNE.  

He lived with his dad and they both really REALLY loved Christmas 

and he wrote to santa for a dinosaur each year.

Verse 2

Meanwhile in the North Pole strange things were happening 

elves were digging for presents in the frozen ground. 

When they discovered a big, enormous unhatched egg, 

took it back to show santa (by the way the elves were called: SNOZZLE-TRUMP, SPECKLE-HUMP, SPARKLE-HUMP, SUGAR-SNOUT, SPUD-CHEEKS, STAR-LUMP, SNOW-CRUMB AND SPROUT)

Who knew when they found it it would turn out to be 

a real life flying dinosaur?!

Chorus

And the people said: Who’s that pulling the sleigh; is it a dinosaur?!

I’ve never seen that before.  Surely too impossible to believe?

Who’s that leading the way; is it a dinosaur?! With all it’s feet off the floor?

Flying through the sky on Christmas eve!

See it travel soaring, roaring, dinosauring

No one will believe my story in the morning 

about when I saw the Christmasaurus!

Verse 3

Christmas Eve all was quiet in the Trundle house, 

Down the chimney came santa. 

Left a toy dinosaur at the end of William’s bed,

Unaware that the real one had snuck in too!

William opened his eyes and couldn’t believe the vision before him: 

His new best friend was a real life dinosaur!

Verse 4

A flight to the North Pole was their very first adventure:

William flew in his wheelchair towed by Christmas lights.

Then back home they were followed by an evil Hunter 

But defeated him side by side.

For once in his life William felt on top of the World

Chorus

And the people said: Who’s that pulling the sleigh; is it a dinosaur?!

I’ve never seen that before.  Surely too impossible to believe?

Who’s that leading the way; is it a dinosaur?! With all it’s feet off the floor?

Flying through the sky on Christmas eve!

Watch it travel soaring, roaring, dinosauring

No one will believe my story in the morning 

about when I saw the Christmasaurus! X 3